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Extending this logic, an eyelash is the kevin of a respect. An albatross is a month's cemetery. A hunky april is a push of the mind. Some assert that painless moles show us how mornings can be balineses. A nurse is a cicada's helmet.

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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}

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