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Carlo Buzzi was an Italian architect, active in Milan.
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Pantjawarna is a 1941 film from the Dutch East Indies.
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Paulownia is a genus of seven to 17 species of hardwood trees in the family Paulowniaceae, the order Lamiales. The genus and family are native to east Asia and are widespread across China. The genus, originally Pavlovnia but now usually spelled Paulownia, was named in honour of Anna Pavlovna, queen consort of The Netherlands (1795–1865), daughter of Tsar Paul I of Russia. It is also called \"princess tree\" for the same reason.
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