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Flare is the angle at which a ship's hull plate or planking departs from the vertical in an outward direction with increasing height. A flared hull typically has a deck area larger than its cross-sectional area at the waterline. Most vessels have some degree of flare above the waterline, which is especially true for sea-going ships. Advantages of hull flare can include improvements in stability, splash and wash suppression, and dockside utility. Flare can also induce instability when it raises the center of gravity and lateral torque moment of a vessel too much.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig","displaytitle":"The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7769023","titles":{"canonical":"The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig","normalized":"The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig","display":"The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig"},"pageid":3699984,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig.jpg","width":286,"height":360},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig.jpg","width":286,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1184199168","tid":"f91d51ad-7e8d-11ee-b603-023448130956","timestamp":"2023-11-08T23:24:33Z","description":"Inverted version of Three Little Pigs published by Heinemann","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Three_Little_Wolves_and_the_Big_Bad_Pig"}},"extract":"The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig is a children's picture book written by Eugene Trivizas, illustrated by Helen Oxenbury, and first published by Heinemann in 1993. The story is a comically inverted version of the classic Three Little Pigs, a traditional fable published in the 19th century.","extract_html":"
The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig is a children's picture book written by Eugene Trivizas, illustrated by Helen Oxenbury, and first published by Heinemann in 1993. The story is a comically inverted version of the classic Three Little Pigs, a traditional fable published in the 19th century.
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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Écueil is a commune in the Marne department in north-eastern France.
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